I Have Toilet Paper!

Papier du Toilette

It’s been a tough month for art sales with an even tougher month to come. I had very few scheduled events to begin with and of course, now they have all been cancelled. Not that I was advocating moving forward with them, especially since I have chosen to self quarantine for at least the next two weeks. No. I’m not sick, but I am over 60 and I do have a compromised immune system.

I live in hurricane prone Florida and it was just a month ago we stocked up on supplies for the coming season, which just so happens to have been a good move, given the current corona virus situation. That said, I have plenty of toilet paper and I plan to keep every bit of it here. But, pssst….since you are reading this, I will let you in on a little secret: I am willing to part with three rolls of toilet paper – limit one pack per person – for the first 25 people who respond – and pay for them! That’s right. You can get “Papier du Toilette” in a strictly limited edition of 25, numbered and signed by the artist (that would be me!) and shipped to your door anywhere in the continental U.S. for just $25, including postage and handling. You get an 8×10 in an 11×14 mat, ready for framing. You will never be without toilet paper in your bath again!

Since this website is still a work in progress, I will ask that you leave a comment here and I will get back with you shortly. Payment will be via PayPal.

“Eau de Toilettes”

If you have the toilet paper, but prefer the toilet, I can help with that too! “Eau de Toilettes”, My Warhol version of all things toilet, is also available in a limited edition of 25, signed, numbered and ready to ship. Again, use the contact form above and I will get back with you.

Since I now have plenty of time to work on my websites, I should have it set up to order directly from here in the next couple of weeks. Hey, I am painting toilets and toilet paper…I have plenty of time!

Gifts for Mom for Mother’s Day (or any day!)

Mother’s Day isn’t far off, so it’s not too early to start thinking about a special gift the gift of original art. Whether you are on a budget or have more to spend, I have something for you!

I introduced my Little Debbie’s a little over a year ago and they quickly became a big hits. These original acrylics are 5’x7″ or under and prices range from $8 to $25. Little Debbie’s offer a beautiful, hand painted work of art at an affordable price. They sell quickly and for the most part, they are only available on site at art shows that I attend.

Little Debbie’s…..the perfect gift for any occasion!

That said, here’s where you can see and buy:

The Art Guild of Ponce Inlet Fine Art Show

February 15 and 16, 10-4. Ponce Inlet Community Center, 4670 S. Peninsula Drive, Ponce Inlet, FL

Earth Day at Ponce Preserve

March 7, 10-2, Located between Peninsula and Atlantic Avenue, it’s best to enter from Peninsula. Look for signs.

Daytona Beach Shores Arts and Crafts Show

March 21, 10-3, Behind the Community Center, 3000 Bellemead Drive, Daytona Beach Shores.

Great Gift ideas for a Happier Valentine’s Day!

Show someone you really care this Valentine’s Day: give the gift of original art! All original. A one of a kind gift idea for the one you love! For questions or to purchase any of paintings in our gallery, please email me at, [email protected]

“Lovebirds” 11×14 framed acrylic on canvas $95
Free shipping in the Continental USA
“A Rose with a Heart”, 12×12 acrylic on paper (framed to 18×18) $125
Free shipping anywhere in the Continental USA
Notice the small heart in the center of the rose.
“You’ve made me so very Hoppy”, 5×7 acrylic on paper (Framed to 9×7) $50
Free shipping in the Continental USA
If you are looking for something fun and a little less traditional, this is it!
“Heart’s Afire!”, approx. 7×7, acrylic on paper, framed in a wooden heart, approx. 9×9 $35
Free Shipping in the Continental USA

Maybe a painting isn’t your loved one’s cup of tea, but everyone loves bling! “Pebbles of Love” are my hand painted pendants, painted on basalt rocks which signify strength, courage and resilience. It’s the perfect gift for your Valentine! Each is painted with raised gold or silver edging giving it a 3D appearance. The are created with love; for your love and are unique in shape and form. They come with a 20″ black rope chain, a bit about the significance of the rocks, and a signed certificate of authenticity all packed in a little gift box because good things come in small packages! Please email me with any questions or to purchase at, [email protected]. Don’t forget to include the name of your favorite pebble!

$18, including shipping and handling in the Continental USA
$18 including shipping and handling in the Continental USA

Don’t see what you want? We invite you to browse our gallery for hand crafted jewelry, handpainted reading glasses and unique original art.